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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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jennajardine:

What do you think love is?

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jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

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Anonymous said: I SUMMON ALL THE DUCKS

otpprompts:

what have you done

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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