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darkwingedcryptic said: If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

actionables:

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

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theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:

The Young Blood Chronicles - text posts

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shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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